The Adventurous Spinster Goes Batty

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I sometimes become obsessed with an activity. It’s like a worm, crawling around, squirming into each crook of my brain, begging to be plucked out. Thus it was with kayaking. My first  experience was in Puerto Rico on a moonlit night to the bioluminescent bay in Vieques. It was fun, strenuous and very stimulating. It was just enough of a taste that I knew I wanted to do it again.

When I ran across an article from a regional travel magazine about a kayak trip to a bat cave, I knew it was an adventure I had to experience. Don’t lie to me or yourself. Admit it. You’ve always secretly longed to utter “To the bat cave…” in your raspiest crime-fighting voice.

And so it was that I left the dusty hills of home to traverse the state for my adventure. It was a sticky-hot, humid day when I headed toward the bountiful mountainous range of North Alabama. The farmers had already mown their fields and their large, circular bales of hay dotted the rolling landscape. It was a holiday weekend, so traffic along the two-lane road was light, affording the opportunity to enjoy the rural scenery to Guntersville, AL.

Phil Walton, owner of Unphiltered Kayaking, leads group  tours, gives lessons on the sport, and offers invaluable water safety lessons. Walton is a professional instructor, recognized by the American Canoe Association and certified by the American Red Cross in CPR and First Aid. Phil’s aim, according to his web site, is to “get you your family and friends out on the water to enjoy the beauty the region has to offer.” He’s a gregarious character, always ready for a laugh, but extremely serious about water safety.

Our small group gathered at Honeycomb Landing on Guntersville Lake. Phil readied the kayaks, while his wife Cyndi coached me on the basic skills I needed. We left the shore around 5:00 pm. The blazing sun was beginning to fade, its reflections skipping and dancing across the water. It was a shaky onset for me, taking time to find my rhythm. But Cyndi gently coaxed me, teaching me how to find my flow.

Bring snacks, water and something comfy to wear that you don’t mind getting wet. Unphiltered Kayaking provides everything needed to enjoy the beauty of Guntersville Lake in Guntersville, AL.

“Imagine there’s a monkey sitting on the tip of the kayak and then punch him,” she urged as she smoothly placed her paddle into the water propelling her watercraft gracefully forward (seemingly without breaking a sweat). By comparison, I paddled in circles like a one-legged duck, trying to get acclimated to the water. I was flaming hot, drenched in sweat, making little progress moving onward. My strokes were choppy and I often set my paddle in the water, bringing it out covered with vegetation and splashing water all over myself. But Cyndi patiently glided alongside me, helping me coordinate my timing and strokes for maximizing my energy. Meanwhile, Phil offered interesting facts about Guntersville Lake and the bat cave.

Even after spending 57 summers in Alabama, my memory faltered at recalling how hot, humid and mosquito-riddled an evening on the lake can be. Heed my advice: add lemongrass essential oil to your sunscreen for maximum protection from the sun and the mossies.

We had ample time to reach our destination before dusk, when the bats would exit their cave. I’m not going to lie. I’m an older woman, in good health and I work out regularly. But this trip was challenging for me.  Because it was a holiday weekend, watercraft dotted and dashed across the lake water. Their passing created an aftermath of rippling wakes and causing more resistance in my paddling. Perhaps it was the heat; or maybe just wishful thinking, but I envisioned a handsome man, all buff and tan, on a Jet Ski coming up beside me, tossing me a rope and offering me a tow back to shore. No, that didn’t happen.

We reached the cave, along with many other boaters. It was a great group of folks, just waiting to experience the wonders of nature. The cave opening is protected by a chain link fence to prevent human disturbance. Any disruption of the bats’ routine can lead to an unnecessary expenditure of energy. This energy loss can affect the entire colony, especially the lactating females.

Fences protect the endangered grey bats from intruders.

The gray bat (Myotis grisescens) population in Alabama once flourished, but in recent years has been classified as endangered by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. It is protected by the Endangered Species Act since 1976. Reasons for their decline include human disturbance of their habitat, flooding, pesticide use and water pollution. Hambrick Cave, on Guntersville Lake, has the largest summer colony of gray bats. The cave houses females during their maternity roosts. After sunset, they emerge from the cave, swooping down over the water to feed on night-flying insects.

While we waited for the tiny creatures to emerge, I took the opportunity to enjoy the beauty of the lake. We had spotted blue heron earlier and I scanned the sky for an egret and listened to the choir of birds and frogs serenading us. By this time, I had cooled off and enjoyed the gentlest breeze rolling across the surface of the lake, creating a peaceful atmosphere in contrast to the amount of people and boats drifting about.

Suddenly, the serenity was shattered by the flapping of thousands of wings as the tiny mammals swirled up and around, but always missing boats and people, swooping down to snatch an insect in mid-flight. Those of us who had never seen the nightly foray made by the bats sat in our craft with mouths agape, trying to absorb the perfect imperfection that is nature. The show ended too quickly, and the stream of bats slowed to a few stragglers. Phil advised us to wait while the larger boats cleared out, which was a good thing, since I was still stunned by the sheer genius that I had just witnessed.

Darkness was now upon us, which is why amateurs like me need professionals like Phil and Cyndi to guide you on such trips. We wore special headlights and our kayaks had lights attached to them. But it is so easy to get disoriented. I thought, several times, that I was close to the shore, after hearing shouts from a nearby cabin. But, alas, I was still about a mile out. Cyndi was still coaching me, heading up the front of our group, while Phil kept behind and watched over us.

By the time I felt the kayak drag through the milfoil, hydrilla and other vegetation, my heart leapt for joy and my buttocks finally unclenched. I can’t recall whether I accidentally fell due to my sea legs or if I actually tried to hug the ground in gratitude for just being there. It didn’t matter. I had made the arduous trip and survived. Would I do it again? You bet, ’cause I’m just that batty.

Of course I didn’t get bitten by a bat. But I did need a bandage to cover up the blister I got from paddling. Besides, it instigated some fun conversations.

For more information about this trip and others that Phil Walton offers, contact him at www.unphilteredkayaking.com The trips to the bat cave are just beginning for the spring and summer seasons. Throughout the fall, the leaves are turning, the birds are migrating south and the water is still warm enough to catch sight of a bald eagle from the gorgeous lake.

Phil Walton can be reached via email (phil@unphilteredkayaking.com) or phone (256) 270-3080.

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What if your life flashed before your eyes? Would you be content with what your saw? I've experienced that epiphany, and it wasn't pleasant. So I began the journey to change. I am now "The Adventurous Spinster." No, I'm not a super hero, just an everyday woman with the super power of curiosity. I always wonder, "What if I did...," or "I wonder how..." I never knew what I wanted to "be" when I grew up, but I knew what I didn't want to be: bored or boring. Besides, my curiosity about people and places was so strong. I craved the exotic, the bizarre, the grotesque, the fun, the thrill--anything outside the humdrum of the norm. I didn't follow the path of my peers. For one, I never married and never had children. And I have no regrets about my decisions. I realize I have left myself open to do what I please. That, in itself, is a tremendous freedom. I like to live each day as if it was my last. Sometimes it means cloaking myself in solitude, enjoying an invigorating yoga flow, then reading a great book in my hammock. Other days, life offers me a great nature hike or an urban excursion. But I open my eyes each day with gratitude and revel in the newness and adventure that the next 24 hours brings. I always leave room to satisfy my curiosity. That is what makes me The Adventurous Spinster.

2 Comments
  • Juliann says:

    I really want to do this! I kayaked for the first time last year and was a little shaky at first and blistered later. But I loved it. Add bats to the mix and it sounds absolutely incredible!